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Song Parodies -> "Lord of the Rings: 7 hours in 3 minutes."

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Lord of the Rings: 7 hours in 3 minutes."

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

(During the opening) Gandalf: One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to rule them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
Here at Bag end,
I'm living so good,
I never thought fun would happen.

Bilbo's Birthday,
He's gone without a trace,
He must have tried to get going,

I'm the one with the ring,
Unfortunate to me,
But with Sam, Pippin and Merry,
This trip will be easy.

What a fool I musta been,
To go on such a journey,
It must of been that pipeweed,
Over clouding me,
I wish I had more common sense, I wish I really do,
But I'm taking this ring up to,
I'm taking this ring up to,
I'm taking this ring up to Mount doom.

I'm with the elves, and Strider saved my life,
I owe my life to him.
Those three come through, The Axe, The Sword, and Bow.
Onwards, they will follow.

Soon, we are apart, Aragorn and me,
While they fight in Orthanc,
This creature helps me.

We're getting closer to Mount Doom,
This pains too much to bear,
But my pain has just begun,
It'll be stronger than ever.

Gollum gone crazy, Sam's fighting too,
but this ring's going to,
this ring's going to Mount Doom.

Shelob's coming up, The war has just begun,
The eye's watching me, A million Orcs to bleed.

The ring's finally gotten here, up to Mount Doom,
Gollum got my thumb, but he also died too,
That's it, the ring is destroyed
I couldn't have made it without Sam,
The ring's gone, and I'm in Bag End,
Middle Earth's saved, to live again,
The ring's gone, and I'm in Bag End, THE END!

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