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Song Parodies -> "Waking The Hobbit"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Waking The Hobbit"

Parody Written by:

Me

The Lyrics

if i wake him he'll be in a good mood and he'll give me food
if i dont wake him he'll be cranky i wont get any cookies

i dont want to be the one who always has to choose
cause man i feel inside its very hard to do
i dont know if he'll be in a good mood or if he'll be cranky
i dont know if i should wake him up silently or scream
i dont know what time he gets up i'm guessing 8:30
but i'm waking the hobit i'm waking the hobit tonight

they pay me 2 golds per hour that they sleep for them that's not real cheap
i wake 5 hobbits they each pay me about 16 golds each

i dont want to be the one who always has to choose
cause man i feel inside its very hard to do
i dont know if he'll be in a good mood or if he'll be cranky
i dont know if i should wake him up silently or scream
i dont know what time he gets up i'm guessing 8:30
but i'm waking the hobit i'm waking the hobit tonight

i'll go and tell gandalf
that its all his fault
the hobbits should lend
an extra 5 or 10

i dont know if he'll be in a good mood or if he'll be cranky
i dont know if i should wake him up silently or scream
i dont know what time he gets up i'm guessing 8:30
but i'm waking the hobit i'm waking the hobit tonight

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