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Song Parodies -> "Drawing On Your Skin"

Original Song Title:

"Crawling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Drawing On Your Skin"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

The final song from Scrawny Johnny's 2nd album- "Master Of Grilling."
Drawing on your skin
Tattoos I think are cool
Skin is my canvas
These needles are my tools

I have this strange attraction to the epidermis
My passion/ For skin fashion
When I was young I used markers for drawing tattoos
I realized/ My calling

To have my art stand out
On bikers all about
(Like skulls and flames/ Half - naked dames
Ball and chains/ Or how about a big rebel flag?)
I've done those all before
Million times or more

Drawing on your skin
Tattoos I think are cool
Some assume that I
Never attended school

There's other jobs I do besides my normal custom
Like piercing/ For earrings
But if you want I'll put one in your tongue and navel
It's painful/ Let me tell ya'

I've pierced them all before
My victims feeling sore
(Keep 'em clean/ Know what I mean
I have seen/ Them become badly infected inside)
You can get them undone
But no refund

Piercing through your skin
These studs make you look cool
The truth will be untold
That you look like a fool

Drawing on your skin
Your girlfriend's lovely name
Hope you don't break up
For there it will remain

(repeat a lot of the beginning lines again...if you want to...til end)
I'd like to thank Staind, Disturbed, Metallica (for song and album parody), Fountains of Wayne, ZZ Top, KoRn, Justin Timberlake (albeit it should be Lost Prophets I should thank), Huey Lewis, Jon Bon Jovi, Mannfred Mann, Linkin Park, Family/ Friends and EVERYONE who has visited my parodies, God, parody-artist Red Ant, NASCAR racing, and of course Weird Al Yankovic (for inspiration), and amiright.com (for opportunity)!! The next album is "Nevermind The Shark."

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Alyssa - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely... in a weird way. It was really good, and i love the last verse the most!...555
Red Ant - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally Slacker Inkky !!! J/K it was worth the wait. Now I must finish my Metallica parody I discussed. :) Oh, by the way, here is a virtual tattoo of a 555.
Red Ant - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
PS- I have parodied " Down in a hole " before. Look for " Digging for moles ". :)
Ezra - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! Ha! That was great. Turning a kick ass song into a kick ass parody.
chazster - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
That was so funny! and a Linkin Park parody...about tattoos...very fitting. Rock on!

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