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Song Parodies -> "Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Flipp parody legend

The Lyrics

Went out and got my degree
In special education it's so fustratin
These kids don't learn nothing from me
They still think three plus three is two

(stuck teachin third grade rumps just teachin third grade rump)
Every kid in this class can't add two and two
(stuck teachin third grade rumps just teachin third grade rump)

You kids are so dumb I cant teach in here
You deliberately put gum in your hair
I'm becoming pised all I want to do
is teach ten year olds to count up to two

Can't you see that you're bothering me
Running with scissors and sniffing Elmer's glue
Cause everything that I try to teach is too hard for

(stuck teachin third grade rumps just teachin third grade rump)
Every kid in this class can't add two and two
(stuck teachin third grade rumps just teachin third grade rump)
Even the kids in preschool are smarter than you

You kids are so dumb I cant teach in here
You deliberately put gum in your hair
I'm becoming pised all I want to do
is teach ten year olds to count up to two

And I know
I will end up failing you
But not if
someone in this class learns to count past two

You kids are so dumb I cant teach in here
You deliberately put gum in your hair
I'm becoming pised all I want to do
is teach ten year olds to count up to two

You kids are so dumb I cant teach in here
You deliberately put gum in your hair
I'm becoming pised all I want to do
is teach ten year olds to count up to two


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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   2
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Alexis - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
OH MY GAWSH That is the funniest thing ever! I was literally cracking up! Had it not been the middle of the night when everyone else is trying to sleep, I seriously would have bust out laughing. I am so sorry that you have to teach these stupid little moron kids. Really! That was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!
Flipp - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I could see a 1 for how funny but my pacing was perfect

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