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Song Parodies -> "Breaking The Record"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Breaking The Record"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

Driving down the track
I speed around a turn
I crash into the wall again
You all assume
This car brings me doom
Unless I try to drive again

I don't want to be the one
Who always finished last
On this track I realize
That I keep getting passed

I don't know If I can take the turn
Or why I have to brake
I don't know why I accelerate
and make the same mistake
I'm using a fast turbo boost
I'm driving 99
So I'm breaking the record
I'm breaking the record time!

Turn on ignition
I fight for position
I try to get up to speed again
I cannot endure
This old car anymore
I have no gasoline left again

I don't want to be the one
Who always finished last
On this track I realize
That I keep getting passed

I don't know If I can take the turn
Or why I have to brake
I don't know why I accelerate
and make the same mistake
I'm using a fast turbo boost
I'm driving 99
So I'm breaking the record
I'm breaking the record time!

I'll paint it on the track
I'm falling to the back
I'll never race again
And this is how it ends

I don't know If I can take the turn
Or why I have to brake
Now I set a record time
without making a mistake
I don't know how I got this fast
I'm driving 99
So, I'm breaking the record
I'm breaking the record
I'm breaking the record time

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Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd go with Jose Vidro. He's a better fielder than Alfonso Soriano and he doesn't strike out nearly as often. Wait, this isn't "Ten Second Basemen"?

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