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Song Parodies -> "Calling The Doctor"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Calling The Doctor"

Parody Written by:

Quinta Marshall

The Lyrics

I need more shoes,
i need a little room,
I'm busting out of them again.
They hurt so bad,
i'll probably need a rag,
(to clean the blood from my feet again!)

I don't want to be the one
who always needs more shoes
But inside i realize
i might need more socks too

(chorus)
I don't know what smell is from
I think it's athletes feet
I don't know know what it hasnt healed
I sprayed them both last week
I dont know how they got this way
I know they're not alright
so i'm calling the doctor
tonight

Clutching the cure
i tightly lock the door
to srpay it on my feet again;
i hurt much more
than any time before
I had no options left again!

I don't want to be the one
who always needs more shoes
But inside i realize
i might need more socks too

(chorus)
I don't know what smell is from
I think it's athletes feet
I don't know know what it hasnt healed
I sprayed them both last week
I dont know how they got this way
I know they're not alright
so i'm calling the doctor
tonight

I sprayed it on my toes!
Cause I'm the on that knows
how bad the pain has been
but this is where it ends

(chorus)
I don't know what smell is from
I think it's athletes feet
I don't know know what it hasnt healed
I sprayed them both last week
I dont know how they got this way
I know they're not alright
so i'm calling the doctor
tonight

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Mr mann - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I like this parody, it's pretty cool. Afew minor flaws. (ie) chorus line one it should have been "I don't know what that smell is from" and chorus line 3 i think it should have been "I don't know why it hasn't healed". But over all you got the pacing pretty good.

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