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Song Parodies -> "Yahweh's Theme Song"

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Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Yahweh's Theme Song"

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The Lyrics

Yet another song about Yahweh. Hey, this is my new favorite passtime. Don't hate 'cause Yahweh is awesome
Verse 1:
The greatest thing you have ever seen
I am the one that is in your dreams
The greatest thing to ever walk the earth
I hold the universe in the palm of my hand
My name is known throughout all the land
And this is all you will have to know
I have many things that I can show
But these haters got me mad
The stupidity around here is sad
All I want from my people is love
Enough for the one who comes from above
Yahweh is my name forever more
I am the one who will lead you through the door
To eternal life
But only if I find you worthy enough
I am not the one to be ignored.

Verse 2:
Just what I say I am.
I am the Lord and the Big I Am.
My name is Yahweh
And that's all you need to know
Jealous of the other gods.
They really bug me
And get on my nerves
But people purposely try to get me perturbed
So I lash out with all my might
But I am slow to anger
I am rich in kindness
I am the greatest thing in history
I will love you
And always have
But I am not the one to be ignored!

Time will tell
I felt this way before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored!
Time will tell
I've never been so sure
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored

Hear me out!
You're gonna listen to me
LIke it or not
Right now

Yahweh is Awesome

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Yahweh's Revenge - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That's right man. Great to see the big guy here in the realm of song parodys. Keep up the good work dude.
Weirdo - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
yahweh believer - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
if you are picking on us you should be ashamed.

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