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Song Parodies -> "Dounuts"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Dounuts"

Parody Written by:

Eric Pursley

The Lyrics

I cannot bake these anymore...
You buy them from the other store...
These dounuts, they make just cents,

I need dough to pay the rent.
Less you buy the less I make
You won't buy them anyway.

that other store.

Everything you buy from him...
Sends me 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going broke.

I need a little cash to live
Cause i'm 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going broke.

I wish you would buy your donuts here...
so the other baker won't live in fear.
I've hit someone for 20 cents.
and I may kill him for this
he'll die if you don't buy from me...
Death for him and cash for mee....

That other store....

Everything you buy from him...
Sends me 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going broke.

I need a little cash to live
Cause i'm 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going broke.

Everything you buy from him...
Sends me 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going broke.

I need a little cash to live
Cause i'm 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going...broke.

Buy these dounuts from me, not him
buy them
from me
not him
Buy these dounuts from me, not him
buy them
from me
not him
NOT HIMMMM

I am going broke

Everything you buy from him...
Sends me 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going broke.

I need a little cash to live
Cause i'm 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going broke.

Everything you buy from him...
Sends me 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going broke.

I need a little cash to live
Cause i'm 10 cents deeper in the hole,
and I am going...broke.

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 8

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