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Song Parodies -> "Blind"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

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The Lyrics

I cannot take this anymore
I'm bumping into every wall that I've walked past before
All these images made so much sense
Until I got in my car accident
The less I see of you the happier I'll be
But your so bitchy why did I marry you anyway
Was I intoxicated the night we got married? (sentance on its own)
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to signing the divorce papers
And I"m about to call a lawyer.
I need to get away from you
'Cause I'm sick and tired of you.
And I'm Dialing him right now
I Find it hard to fill out the papers
Wish I had my eyesight back
All the writing is blurred and makes no sense
I find a pen and scribble stuff in
I don't know what I'm writing
Over and over again
What? I Adopted a son instead ! (sentance on its own)
(The rest is in paragraph form)

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