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Song Parodies -> "Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Faint"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Fart"

Parody Written by:

Kevin

The Lyrics

This song is for people who like scatology
I am
little bit of loneliness
a little bit of dirrhoea
a handful of higienic paper
but i can't save my ass
that everyone can small these farts
i am
what i want you to clean
what i want you to smell
but it's like
no matter what i do
i can't convince you
to just believe this shit is real
so i let go
farting you
smell my fart like you always do
face away and pretend that i'm not
but i'll be here
cause my fart is i got

i can't fart
the way i did before
don't turn your fart on me
i won't shit again
paper won't clean
this crap anymore
don't turn fart back on me
i won't shit again

i am
a little bit butt-dirty
a little bit of
cause you don't understand
i do what i "can"
but sometimes i don't make shit
i am
what you never want to smell
but i've never had a doubt
it's like no matter what i do
i can't convince you
for once just to smell me out
so i let go
farting on you you
turn your fart like you always do
face away and pretend that i'm not
but i'll be here

i can't fart
the way i did before
don't turn your fart on me
i won't shit again
paper won't clean
this crap anymore
don't turn fart back on me
i won't shit again


no
fart me me out now
you're gonna fart to me
like it or not right now (2X)


cause you're all i got

i can't fart
the way i did before
don't turn your fart on me
i won't shit again
paper won't clean
this crap anymore
don't turn fart back on me
i won't shit again

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 10

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Dess - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Um...that sucked balls. -.- You have no talent what so ever and should have never written that.
Somebody - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Urgh....I agree. That really sucked.
Somebody else - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Yuck....that is really, really bad....it sucks hard....I give it a vote of 5,5,5.
creepy_lizard - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
what is up with these pointless crap in these sites???
Natasha A. - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
That was hilarious!

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