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Song Parodies -> "Baking"

Original Song Title:

"Faint"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Baking"

Parody Written by:

Mix-n-Match

The Lyrics

Linkin Park Rules!
Linkin Park - Baking



I make,
A little bit of hamburgers,
A little bit of chicken,
Handful of french fires,
But I can't help the fact,
That everyone can see these burns,
I make,
What you want me to make,
What I want you to eat,
But it's like,
No matter what I make,
I can't convince you,
To just believe this is food,
So I,
burn it all,
Watching you,
(to customer)Turn your back like you always do,
Face away and pretend that I'm not,
But I'll be here,
'Cause you're all that I got,

I can't make,
Those burgers the way I did before,
Don't turn your back on me,
I won't be ignored,
defrost won't heal,
This burnage anymore,
Don't turn your back on me,
I won't be ignored,

I make stuff thats,
A little bit burned,
A little gross,
'Cause you don't understand,
I do what I can,
But sometimes I don't make good stuff,
I make,
What you never wanna say,
But you've never had a doubt,
It's like no matter what I make,
I can't convince you,
For once just to hear me out
So I,
Let go,
Watching you,
Turn your back like you always do,
Face away and pretend that I'm not,
But I'll be here,
'Cause you're all that I got,


I can't make,
Those burgers the way I did before,
Don't turn your back on me,
I won't be ignored,
defrost won't heal,
That damage anymore,
Don't turn your back on me,
I won't be ignored!!!!!!

No!!!!!
Hear me out now!!!!
You're gonna eat my food,
Like it or not ,
Right now!!!!!!!!!!!
Hear me out now!!!!!
You're gonna eat my food,
Like it or not,
Right now!!!!!!!!!!

I can't make those burgers I did before,
Don't turn your back on me,
I won't be ignored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't make,
That crap the way I did before,
Don't turn your back on me,
I won't be ignored,
defrost won't heal,
This damage anymore,
Don't turn your back on me,
I won't be ignored,

I can't make!!!!!!!!!
I won't be ignored,
Time won't heal!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't turn your back on me,
I won't be ignored!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Overall Rating: 3.2

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Scrawny Johnny - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey man...I think this parody is awesome! You oughta, MAKE some more (hahaha)...Anyways, beside the crummy joke, good parody!
Mix-N-Match - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I made this, I am the best, I will continue to make some more parodies soon:) P.S. Thanks Johnny:) (What Joke though?)
Mix-N-Match - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Noone likes my song:(
rokzy - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
it was really funny but the pacing was a little off n u kept 50% of the original words in but it was gud...but if one more person makes a parody about food im gonna go bezerk
Mix-N-Match - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
lol I was hungry at the time
mix-n-match - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
hey yall i got something to say to u little kiddidididiidididiidid
Mix-N-match - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LALALALALALALALA:L
chazster - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
That was hilarious, especially the part about "you're gonna eat my food like it or not right now!"
Jane - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Too many exclamation marks

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