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Song Parodies -> "Killing the Wabbit"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Killing the Wabbit"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

(Clip from the cartoon, "What's Opera, Doc?")

**Elmer Fudd**
(Singing to the tune of "Ride of the Valkerie")
Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!

**Bugs Bunny**
"Kill the wabbit?!"

(Clip ends)

**Elmer Fudd**
Weawing a suit
They cowored it bwown
There's nothing on top of my head
Expect my hat
I'm hunting wabbit stew
I'm wooking for the wabbit twacks

I forgot that scwewy duck
It's wabbit season now
'Cause inside I'm asking,
Where is that wabbit fool?

I see wabbit twacks on the fwoor
But meat I cannot eat
I am a vegitawian
It's meat that I don't eat
I don't know why I hunt for sport
He's foiled me sixty times
So I'm kiwwing the wabbit
I'm kiwwing the wabbit

Wabbit is neaw
He says, "Eh, what's up doc?"
I say I saw some wabbit twacks
Descwibe him mowe
A wabbit has wong eaws
And then their cowows vawy some

Then he says to me he's one
He's scweaming in my eaw
"'Cause I AM a wabbit!!"
Could I be such a foow?

I don't know what's wowth fighting fow
The wabbit isn't mine
I'll never get him at this wate
Wabbit's scwewy and mean
I don't know why I tawk this way
I'll nevew get the hare!
I'm befwiending the wabit
Befwiending the wabit

I'll pway a game of cawds
'Cause wabbits can't get caught
Fail again and again
The wabbits should be fwiends

I don't know why the wabbit dudes
Are always so scwewy
His antics caused hiwawity
I want to be his fwiend
I don't know how I got this way
The wabbit wants to fight
So, I'm breaking the friendship
I'm hating the wabbit
I'm kiwwing the habit

(Clip from the cartoon, "What's Opera, Doc?")

**Elmer Fudd**
(Singing to the tune of "Ride of the Valkerie")
Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!

**Bugs Bunny**
"Kill the wabbit?!"

(Clip ends)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jared - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff, Chris, all ifves from me
2Eagle - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
555. I saw a wabbit dwinking a pina cowada at Twader Vic's - Wabbits of Wondon.
jango - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Gweat use of a song that's weawwy iwwitating!
To A Lesser Extent - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Whatever happened to good old rhyme patterns? They've all but disappeared...
random gal - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
weally gud it twas hiwarious. Wabbits Wule

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