-> "Thumb"
Original Song Title:
"Numb"
Parody Song Title:
"Thumb"
Parody Written by:
retsehcekim
The Lyrics
Don't know whatever happened to me
Feeling so hopeless
I cannot pick things up
I don't know what your expecting of me
Cause I lost my poor thumb
just the other day
(Only got four fingers, I've only got four fingers)
You know I can't even get
a grip on my pencil
(It would help to have five, it would really help to have five)
I just lost my thumb
I can't feel it there
It just went away
Only yesterday
I can't make a fist
and can't tie my shoe
Lost a part of me
now what can I do
Can't you see what my thumb meant to me
I was holding too tightly
and then it just fell off
And now I need to get surgery
I'm falling apart
right in front of you
(What will come off next, what's gonna come off next)
Every step that I take
I'm afraid that my legs will go too
(Wonder about my toes, startin to wonder about my toes)
And every second I wait
is more than I can take
I just lost my thumb
I can't feel it there
It just went away
Only yesterday
I can't make a fist
and can't tie my shoe
Lost a part of me
now what can I do
And I know
I may end up losing more
And I know
You were just like me
Until I started falling apart
I just lost my thumb
I can't feel it there
It just went away
Only yesterday
I can't make a fist
and can't tie my shoe
Lost a part of me
now what can I do
I just lost my thumb
I can't feel it there
Don't know, maybe I have leprosy
It just went away
Only yesterday
Don't know how much will be left of me
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