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Song Parodies -> "Stuck here in English (again)"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck here in English (again)"

Parody Written by:

Bobert funnyman

The Lyrics

Ok. My numb parody was a hit, so Im wishin myself good luck on this one 2.
Sixth period,
I'm wishing I was dead.
I know I'm back in hell again.
This empty room,
My teacher's bad perfume.
What's creepier is he's a man.

I think that his toupe's alive,
It's making my skin crawl.
I still havent figured out,
what's dripping down the wall.

My teacher is a dinosaur,
His teeth are neon green.
He finished school in '44,
and I dont mean 19'.
My feet are sticking to the floor,
a rat just stole my pen.
Cause I'm stuck here in English,
I'm Wasting in English,

My brand new shoes,
are filling up with ooze.
My mom is gonna murder me.
My best friend Greg,
has something on his leg.
It doesnt look real nice to me.

Some one once told me,
that school would change my life.
But right now Im wondering,
If I'll get out alive.

Cause something ugly growled at me,
from underneath my chair.
The bathroom's seems so heavenly,
It smells better in there.
I'd rather be fed to the wolves,
or killed by aliens,
than be stuck here in English,
I'm trapped here in English,

This teacher is insane!
He owns a human brain!
And if you speak out loud!
He'll shove it in your mouth!

I've just got to get out of here,
But theres no place to run.
I dont know if I will survive,
to see another sun.
The teacher's walking toward me now,
He's got an evil grin,
someone save me from English,
I want out of English,
I'll never go to English,

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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Ethan Mawyer - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought this was pretty good... it's got a weird-al style of randomness hopefully some other people will look at it.
Sweet Indigo - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS (I think, anyway) but I really like it... It's very witty and I can just see you there, dying to get out :D
chesnut elf - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
this song was kool it has a wierd al style thats y its kool
rokzy - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
nice one i thought it was hillarious...sounds jus like my english lessons!!
iya - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
i absolutely loved it...made me think of calvin and hobbes ( which i love) i was laughing so hard...i was crying GREAT JOB!!!
Bobert funnyman - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
whats up all my fans (iya whoever u r i love u lol) hey if ur bored n want more of my awesum songs, "all downhill from here", and "Numb". just look for my name n keep checkin in ill update if i make more.
Bobert funnyman - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
hey guys yes i kno its me AGAIN this is probly the last message ill put on here but, if anyone wants to chat with me that reads any of my parodies my AOL instant messenger is RAPHP622 ttyl guys im out
Dead Star - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol, this is great. XD. Nice one.
unKnownVoter - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I speak 50 words of EngLish . . . to coin a certain Radio Host in NorCAL by the Bay!

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