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Song Parodies -> "Farm"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Farm"

Parody Written by:

Ashley D. a.k.a Ash-Tray

The Lyrics

Well I was sitting at my computer listening to numb and looking at pictures of cows and I just started to make this up.
Tired of pickin up all of these eggs,
From all the chickens,
Underneath their legs,
Don't know why I have to milk this cow,
It always sprays me,
With it's utters,
(Lord I hate this job, I just hate this job)
Everytime I pull a weed it's like I am about to die,
(Lord I hate this job, I just hate this job)

I live on a farm,
With dumb corn feilds,
I am so tired,
All of this fence sheilds,
All of my ways out,
The only thing I do,
Is do the chores,
And pick up poo.

The air is plainly smuthering me,
With it's poo scent,
I need to get out now,
I need to go out and follow my dreams,
Get a new car,
And buy a clean pair of shoes,
(Lord I hate this job, I just hate this job)
Look towards the distance oh God my here comes the cow,
(Lord I hate this job, I just hate this job)
Here comes a stampede I'm gonna get the plow!

I live on a farm,
With dumb corn feilds,
I am so tired,
All of this fence sheilds,
All of my ways out,
The only thing I do,
Is do the chores,
And pick up poo.

Oh my Lord,
I just fell in tons of poo,
Here come the cows,
They're gonna trample me... TRAMPLE ME AND YOU!

I live on a farm,
With dumb corn feilds,
I am so tired,
All of this fence sheilds,
All of my ways out,
The only thing I do,
Is do the chores,
And pick up poo.

I live on a farm,
With dumb corn feilds,
(I'll get out, I need to be free)
I live on a farm,
There is more poo..
(I'll get out, I need to be free...)

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Bob O'Mara - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You had much potential with this song. Really funny, but the lyrics didn't match up too much. Still, good job!
Ashley D. a.k.a Ash-Tray - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahah Thanks. I'm working on a parody for In The End. I've only gotten through the first verse and the chorus. I think it'll turn out good.

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