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Song Parodies -> "Dumb (This one's good ; )"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb (This one's good ; )"

Parody Written by:

Bobert funnyman

The Lyrics

It's kinda scary what happened to me,
was just on my car phone, eating an ice cream cone,
clippin' my nails watching a DVD,
crashed into a mailbox, right in front of me,

(wasn't watchin the road you know),
(I wasn't watchin the road you know),
Slammed my head on the dash, and my IQ did slash, you know,
(wasn't watchin the road you know),
(I wasn't watchin the road you know),

And now,
I've become so dumb, I just sit and stare,
I can't feel my face, I can't wash my hair,
I've become so much, of an imbusil,
ever since I cracked, a hole in my skull.

Can't you see that you're smarter than me?
Don't call me stupid, cause I won't understand.
I can't remember my age or my name,
my city or gender, some one remind me.

(Now I'm dumb as a bag-of-rocks),
(I can't even put on my socks)
Don't know yellow from red,
Don't know broccoli from bread, or cheeeese,
(I can't button my own blue jeans),
(I can't swallow my own green beans)
And every time that i pee, i always hit the seat!

I've become so dumb, dumb as underwear,
now I'm like a dog, I poop everywhere,
I'm becoming more of an imbusil,
every day this crack, slices through my skull!

And I know, It's my twelfth year, in preschool!
And i know! Thats I'll still be here, til they take me to an institute!

I've become so dumb, I can't even care,
but it really sucks, being this impaired,
I've become so much of an idiot,
That I can understand, songs by 50 cent.

I've become so duuuuumb!
(It's kinda scary what happened to me)
I've become so duuuuumb!
(What's two plus two and what's three minus three?)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Bob O'Mara - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good song. Common title for this particular song, but you managed to pull through. NIce job!
who cares - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
ur knock off of "numb" is wicked bobert!
Ashley D. a.k.a Ash-Tray - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahaha I lurved it! Especially the part bout 50 cent noone can understand that mumbling.... Keep up the good work dude... I rated you all 5's.
kitty - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
ausom, ausome, awsum, AWSOME! That's it! This is great!
Bobert funnyman - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey this is my parody u guys so im not leavin a comment on the song. Just thot id say thanx for the feedback n if u want to see another one from me its a parody of "All Downhill from Here" in the "A" section but you might not like it if ur a democrat (Bush rocks!). People r given me bad feedbak on that 1 for sum reason so gimme some 5's!! lol
Alexandra - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS!! The pacing is also 'in-paced' (lol). I also liked the last line! (What's two plus two and what's three minus three?) The only thing is that imbecile is spelt wrong. ;)
sarah - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
hey bobby, i loved it. you really are good at these things. it really is awesum. luv ya
gangsta man - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
this song rocked out loud and made me wanna boogaloo
Bobert funnyman - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
hey guys yes i kno its me AGAIN this is probly the last message ill put on here but, if anyone wants to chat with me that reads any of my parodies my AOL instant messenger is RAPHP622 ttyl guys im out
sara - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Awsome!!!! nice job! can you write a song parody for 'In the End'??? sorry for my english (I'm from Porrugal:)
ParodyGarden - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Yours was one of the best "Dumb" parodies on the list. You seem quite experienced in the parody-writing field, and I've been writing for a while, so I ask you a favor. Could you please look at my version of "Numb" and critique it? I'm just curious to have another writer's point of view.
bobert funnyman - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
look for more of my stuff coming up soon I changed my name though...now it's ZakeR
Bobert funnyman - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
My names not ZakeR that was an idiot trying to make his stuff look good. sorry man. Boberts capitalized
Bobert funnyman - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"My names not ZakeR that was an idiot trying to make his stuff look good. sorry man. Boberts capitalized" who are you? I'm Bobert Funnyman and yes, I am changing my name to ZakeR...I just made up Bobert funnyman quick because it's a fake generic name I use...but now I'm going to use my real nick.
shadows - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
hey i liked it even though i like linkin park soo much it was truly great and way better than others and i loved the part about 50 cent because i hate rap!!! keep it goin but lay off LP they still rock like ur song
.... - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG ROFLMAO! That was so hilarious that I spit my water out the first time and the second time I almost choked on it!

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