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Song Parodies -> "Cheese.09"

Original Song Title:

"Figure.09"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Cheese.09"

Parody Written by:

To A Lesser Extent

The Lyrics

I'm doing another "Linkin Pie" theme song here...
Nothin ever tastes quite as good
As a dairy product, man
I'd dump my salads and hamburgers in the can
I'd trash my french fries, 'cause of them I'm not a fan
And you don't even wanna know what I'd do to flan
But ever since I have ran outta cash,
I've ate all these things that I'd turn into trash
If I had realized, what I had needed for me
I'd have spent my money and bought me a wheel of cheese

(I want it every day,
I want it every day)

And I'd
Really like a slice of cheese
Gouda I really miss
I could use a slice of cheese
American or swiss
I can't take the pain
Of not eating this stuff
I wasted all my money
On other items of food

Hearing their names, I want all the different kinds
I remember when I ate it all the time
I ate cheese with every meal, and that was fine
Man, I really knew the greatest way to dine
And I know that since I'm flat broke
All my cravings for cheese are becoming a joke
I regret buying those eggs, and sour cream
'Cause I should have spent my last wad of money on cheese

I want it every day,
I want it every day)

And I'd
Really like a slice of cheese
Gouda I really miss
I could use a slice of cheese
American or swiss
I can't take the pain
Of not eating this stuff
I wasted all my money
On other items of food...

(I want it every day,
I want it every day,
I want it every day
I want it every day!)

MAN, I'M REALLY HUNGRY!!!
(I want my cheese back, I wanna just)
GO!!!
(Go to the store and buy my favorite food)
FOOD!
(I try to hide it, so people don't)
KNOW!
(But my hunger shows, I'm really hun--)
--GRY!
(I want my cheese back, I wanna just)
GO!!!
(Go to the store and buy my favorite food)
FOOD!
(I try to hide it, so people don't)
KNOW!
(But my hunger shows...)

...And I'd
Really like a slice of cheese
Gouda I really miss
I could use a slice of cheese
American or swiss
I can't take the pain
Of not eating this stuff
I wasted all my money
On other items of food...

On other items of food...
On other items of
Stupid, and unworthy food
I wasted my last money
On other items of food...
Yeah, I know this sucks, but I just had to get it typed and out of my system so I could go on with better parodies.

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kitkatbarr09 - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
cheese is nasty.........
To a Lesser Extent - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I actually agree. But cheese is also a funny word.

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