Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "In The Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"In The End"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"In The Toilet"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

It starts with
One thing you should know why you piss all over til you want to cry
Keep that in mind i designed this rhyme to explain you my life
All that comes
Time is a valuable thing
Drop your trousers and grab your ding a ling
Let it go off go all over the seat
The time ticks life away its so unreal
Didn't look out below
Sperm came out and went all over the floor
Trying to Hold on but didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch it flush
I tried to keep it all inside and even though i tried it all came out
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory when i go and
Try so hard and get so far
But in the toilet it doesn't even matter
I had to flush
To go again
But in the toilet it doesn't even matter

One thing I don't know why
You can't even take the time to zip your fly
Keep that in mind you will find that its not very kind to piss all over and
Try so hard
In spite of the way it was mocking me
Acting like it was part of my property
Remembering all the times it was stuck in me
I'm suprised that it all came out
Things aren't the way they were before
My blatters all full to the core
Not that it helped me back then but it all comes out of me in the end
I kept everything inside and even though I tried it all stayed in
What it meant to me will eventually be a mamory when i go and

Try so hard and get so far
But in the toilet it doesn't even matter
I had to flush
To go again
But in the toilet it doesn't even matter

I put my fluid in you
Pushed as hard as I can go
For all this theres only one more way to go
You put your strength in it
Push as hard as you can go
Then it comes in little droplets of your piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss

You Try so hard and get so far
But in the toilet it doesn't even matter
I had to flush
To go again
But in the toilet it doesn't even matter

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   9

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

aoid - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Not clever, not funny.
To A Lesser Extent - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
...? There's a fine line between "Disgusting, yet funny" and "Disgusting and not funny," and you're falling off the line toward the latter.
Mikry Boy - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Whats that suppose to mean
To A Lesser Extent - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
It means it was disgusting and not funny. "latter" means second of two, and you were falling off th "fine line" toward being disgusting and not funny.
Mikey Boy - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Why do u people have to be so rude. You don't need to say a whole speech about the song, all you need to say is that you didn't like it.
To A Lesser Extent - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm telling you why I didn't like it, I'm trying to be constructive. One sentence ain't a speech--it's not even a paragraph. Would you rather me just say "I didnt like it" and not tell you why? THen you wouldn't know how to improve.
Mikey Boy - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, i'm sorry
Dr.Dan - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I Thikn that the song was genious
Me - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
OH!!! MY!!! GOODNESS!!!!! I can NOT believe they allow your gross song on this website. That is one of the MOST perverted things i have ever heard. It is SOOOOOO NOT funny. I'm bout ready to throw up here, guys. Yeah, there is a line between comedy and SERIOUS perversion, and this is some SERIOUSLY sick perversion. Yer mind needs a cleanin, kid.
Mikey Boy - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
If you think that a few written words are nasty then you are perverted yourself. You shoudl be able to read the word piss without throwing up. If ya can't then I think ya should see a doctor.
ohmickeyyoursofine... - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
that was really funny!
Mikey Boy - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you. I'm glad someone appreciates this parody.
shadows - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i like linkin park alot and think this was disgusting, very dumb and even rudly a discrace
Mikey Boy - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya its cuz u have no sense of humor
Vic - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
u ppl are mesd up! dat song is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
Mikey Boy - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks alot Vic ur about the only one here that can take a joke
Chris H. - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Now I didn't know the original song , so it was kind of hard to sing in my mind , but I thought it was very creative and funny. Dude , I feel ya , I wrote a parody of ``Kiss Me'' called ``Shit-ty'' , and these people commented and said it was vulgar as well , and I was like...phh , ok? It's hard to try to make some of the people here laugh. Keep going on strong Mike.
Gabriel - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
that song is an insult to the original. you really should just kill yourself. that was nasty and perverted, i dont care if it was in the name of comedy. that is why society sucks today. you should be out doing something constructive...and by that i mean anything but this.
Rick007 - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
THIS IS AN INSULT TO LINKIN PARK! It's not even close to being funny. Half of the word arn't even yours. This is sick, man. you suck at parodies!!!!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1383