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Song Parodies -> "Hit My Fend(er)"

Original Song Title:

"In The End"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Hit My Fend(er)"

Parody Written by:

Jesus has a prize for you, come get it.

The Lyrics

(my car hit)
one thing / was some old guy
It didnt leave a splatter too far behind
keep this in mind / that the guy was fine
I explained, he sued high
All my dough
he took all my valuable things
watched the guy fly, i can bet it did sting
watch my acount down, as he sued all my change
i was sick, I could say
It's not... to... heal
Didnt look out below
watched the guy fly right off my window
he tried to hold on / but didnt even know
his face hit the wall just too
much, too close
he kept everything inside and even thought he tried / it all woulda start
what? I cant believe / he eventually / hit the redwood tree / or a pine

He hit my car
and shot so far
he hit my fend-
er didn't even splatter
he had to fall
against the wall
he hit my fend-
er, didnt even splatter

one thing, i know that guy
he was a little battered when he hit the sky
he had a mind / but he saved his spine
I'll remind myself how
I drive slow cars
inspite of the way he was taunting me
acting like i was on this guy's property
I remember the times you told me not to speed
I'm surprised, he shot so far
Dinged.. off.. the side passenger door
you couldnt even recognise him anymore
not that he was blue and black then
but it all comes back to speed
in the end
i had a hemi inside and even though I tried / that old fella's smart
what he said to me / ill intent you see / he wouldnt agree / of the time when he

He hit my car
and shot so far
he hit my fend-
er didn't even splatter
he had to fall
against the wall
he hit my fen-
der, didnt even splatter

I put the gas in too
put the kind that was purple
from all this
I found that some things do explode
I put the gas in too
put the kind that was purple
from all this
I found that some things do explode

He hit my car
and shot so far
but in the end
it didn't even splatter
he had to fall
against the wall
he hit my fen-
der, didnt even splatter

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M-Dawg - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
good job almost perfect pacing!
NoobOnAMission - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved this! Most of the Linkin Park parodies I've read on this website, are off tempo because they're trying to fit the world F**K and Linkin Park, everywhere! And just so you know, I'm just not saying it's good because I hate Linkin Park, because I actually love the band. So just telling you, I love your lyrics.
Deadly5 5 - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice
Jamie O'Dea - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
ROTFLMSAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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