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Song Parodies -> "Stop the Uranus Songs!!!!"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Stop the Uranus Songs!!!!"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

This is a protest over the extremely uncreative "Uranus" songs clogging up the new parodies list. And don't forget to click on my name and review my other parodies!
I can't take them anymore
I think these Uranus songs are a bore
All these words are so racy
Please send them to outer space-y
The less I read the more I'm glad
Because those ideas are so bad

They make me snore
Every parody like that
Makes my stomach churn like a motor
And I'm about to puke
"Uranus" is not all that neat
'Cause I'm one step closer to insanity
And I'm about to break

Why they are popular is not clear
Wish I could make them disappear
All these songs are so dirty
They are not all that purty
Every night I try to pray
That that trash will go away

They are a bore
Every parody like those
Makes me fell like throwing up now
And my stomach starts to quake
I need a little room to breath
'Cause I'm about to lose my marbles
And I'm about to break

Ban those songs, cuz they are so dumb
Ban them, Ban them, ban them
Stop them, stop them, stop them

I'm about to break

Every one of the words I read
Makes me hate Uranus even more
And I'm about to crack
I need a little something to break
'Cause I'm on the end of my rope
And I'm about to break

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A-freakin'-men! Who produced this, the Neptunes?
neminem - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A fair amount of pacing issues, adding extra syllables, not having enough syllables on a line. Great humor though (by the way, I love your name!)
Laurence Dunne - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
It's quite obvious you have not looked closely enough at Uranus. I think upon closer examination you would find Uranus is quite hilarious. - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I *do* know "Uranus!" I'm sorry you're ashamed of "Uranus!" This would be a much happier planet if you could just learn to accept "Uranus!" for what it is. (Uranus would be a much happier planet too.)

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