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Song Parodies -> "With My Stealth"

Original Song Title:

"By Myself"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"With My Stealth"

Parody Written by:

J.D. Parody (Winkin Shark)

The Lyrics

The last of the three last songs I wrote as parodies of Hybrid Theory. I'm posting them in the order they appear in the track listing.
Verse 1:
They didn't see me coming from behind them
Thus my infiltration begins
Once I get inside/The alarms won't scream
Because I've done so much careful planning
I just/Sneak around like a bandit
Lots of security/I know how to get around it
Then I strangle that guard over there
I've caught him completely unaware
Nothing can go wrong/I'll always win
I make the right moves and don't knock over that tin
I put on my camoflauge/and then
I become invisible again

With my Stealth [My stealth...]
I just hide
And no trace the guards will find
When I'm using my stealth

I can't go wrong
[With my tactics I always win]
It's almost like they let me break in
It won't be long
[Until the opperation is at it's end]
And I'll be back in time for din

Verse 2:
When they turn their backs they're defenseless
But if they put up a fight it's senseless
I just hide inside as it all goes on
And once the information is collected I will soon be gone
If I let them know/I'll be outgunned
And if I try to escape/I'll be outrun
So it's obvious that stealth is the answer
Besides I'm not a very good dancer

So I use my stealth (Pre-Chorus)


Why do they think/They've lost so much?
When they turn away/That is enough
Then it's gone/They don't know what to do
Where did it all go?/Where did I take it to?

Don't they
How fast I can make all their stuff
No matter what they do/how hard they
I cannot be seen by the human eye
Stealth is the best way to hide


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Funny Parody - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
heh...nice one
Author - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
This is an MGS-inspired parody, but I don't really like MGS that much, or any of the games trying to add MGS-style mini games. Sorry, I just don't like games that are like: "Use stealth or die!"

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