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Song Parodies -> "Kung Fu"

Original Song Title:

"With You"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Kung Fu"

Parody Written by:

J.D. Parody (Winkin Shark)

The Lyrics

One of the last three songs I wrote for Parody Thesis, the parody "album" of Hybrid Theory.
Verse 1:
I learned a new technique today
That uses clever tactics/I let out a big loud roar
I'm going to try it out today
And soon all my enemies won't be standing anymore
I turn on my Carl Douglass CD
And soon you left in the wake of my attack/slow to react
Even though you're no match for me
You're quite persistant/Until you're lying on your back

It's true/The injuries will heal
But then I punch you in the face
The sound of your screams
Echoing throughout the room
I have just spelled your doom

With Kung Fu
Kung Fu/Now I use/To kick your candy ass
Kung Fu
Kung Fu/Now I use/With lots of style and class

Verse 1:
I hit you and you hit me back
Then you fall to the floor/So I take some time to chill
You couldn't take my attacks
The fight didn't last long/I begin to eat my morning meal
You should acknowledge my victory
But you don't yet I again attack/Quick to react
Even though you're no match for me
You're quite persistant/Until you're lying on your back


No matter how hard you try
You'll never be able to defeat me
No matter how hard you try, you'll
You'll never be able to deafeat me

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