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Song Parodies -> "One Step Closer (to the Fridge)"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Step Closer (to the Fridge)"

Parody Written by:

J.D. Parody (Winkin Shark)

The Lyrics

Based on an entry in a list of often misheard Linkin Park lyrics, it's the second song I wrote after "When It Hits"
Verse 1:
I cannot take this anymore
I've never been this hungry ever before
All this food it makes no sense
Hunger wont go away from ignorance
The more I eat
The more you complain
And it happens everyday
So I eat more

Chorus:
Every diet you try on me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to eat
'Cause it's food that makes me free
So I'm one step closer to the fridge
Now I'm about to eat

Verse 2:
I think the answer is so clear
Gotta refill when the food disappears
All this food it makes no sense
Hunger wont go away from ignorance
So I'm eating everyday
Over and over again
So I eat more

(Chorus)

Bridge:

Remix Part [From "1STP KL0SR (2 DA FRDG3)"]:

At all the food places it seems unreal
All you can eat buffet I eat a hundred meals
During this night I am having the time of my life
I'm all alone so I can't resist
Eatting this food and I can't be dissed
Please someone give me
A king sized candy bar of Twix
Finger food is boring, it's boring...

Don't talk when your mouth is full!
Don't talk!
Don't talk!
Don't talk!
Don't talk when your mouth is full!
Don't talk!
Don't talk!
Don't talk!
Don't talk!
I'm about to eat!

(Chorus)

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Author - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
What really suprised me was that one-some other versions of "One Step Closer (to the Fridge)" used "Bake", and NO ONE ever thought of doing "Don't Talk When Your Mouth Is Full!" for the bridge. Anyway, if you liked the lyrics, listen to the song, or even better-the remix! The original, as I seem recall, the most "listened to" song on my Acidplanet page.
somebody! - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
funny!

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