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Song Parodies -> "Dont Eat"

Original Song Title:

"Dont Stay"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Dont Eat"

Parody Written by:

NutTBar

The Lyrics

Even though Linkin Park is one of my favorite bands, I couldn't help but relate this song to food after listening to it.
Sometimes I Can not choose on which place to eat,
Sometimes I wish it was EASIER TO FEED,
Sometimes Im In disbelief I can not show,
My weight has went up 9.0

Chorus:
(dont Eat)
Forget that broccoli forget all of that spaghetti
WHAT IS THIS CHANGING ME INTO?
(please somebody take all of HIS FOOD)
Forget that Micki Dees, because your getting real chubby.
TAKE ALL THAT TASTY CHEESE WITH YOU!
(please somebody take all of HISFOOD)

SomeTImes I Feel like i need more Taco shells
SOmetimes I EAT SO MUCH SHIT THAT MY BREATH SMELLS
Sometimes they, tell me bulimias the way to go
But I just WANT TO EAT ALONE!!!

(dont eat)
Forget that broccoli forget all of that spaghetti
WHAT IS THIS CHANGING ME INTO?
(please somebody take all of HIS FOOD)
Forget that Micki Dees, because your getting real chubby.
TAKE ALL THAT TASTY CHEESE WITH YOU!
(please somebody take all of HISFOOD)

I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE!
WITHOUT FOOD YOUR JUST A WHORE
I JUST NEED SOME MORE CAKE
WITH SOME FRIES ILL BE OK!

I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE!
WITHOUT FOOD YOUR JUST A WHORE
I JUST NEED SOME MORE CAKE
WITH SOME FRIES ILL BE OK!
(and maybe ill behave)

(dont eat)
Forget that broccoli forget all of that spaghetti
WHAT IS THIS CHANGING ME INTO?
(please somebody take all of HIS FOOD)
Forget that Micki Dees, because your getting real chubby.
TAKE ALL THAT TASTY CHEESE WITH YOU!
(please somebody take all of HISFOOD)
DONT EAT!



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S.O.L.D. - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Go Mac :) Grr we wrote that together! hahaha. Nah man. Nah. Nah. Just...Nah man it's cool Nah Nah

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