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Song Parodies -> "Office Pool"

Original Song Title:

"Hit the Floor"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Office Pool"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaack! This is a tribute to the millions of people that fill the brackets of the NCAA Tournament, and for my hatred on my winning teams losing. DAMN YOU MARQUETTE!
There are just too many
Times that I've
Picked the #1 seed to win it all
But when they face the team that shouldn't win
They just can't shoot the basketball
Too many times that I've
Picked the National Champ to be Kentucky
But when Marquette is on the court
All of a sudden I get unlucky
Too many
Times I've thought
Krzyzewski would win it all with Duke
But that stupid game against Indiana
Just made wanna go and puke
Cuz' I've had too many upsets against the #1 ranked team in the land
So I'll wait till they face a team they can destroy

One minute I'm on top
Texas won
I got a shot
Then all my points drop
Shooting 2-for-10 from the floor
One minute I'm on top
Then I'm not
He missed the shot
The excitement's just nonstop
I think I've won
But then my team's gone

So many times the team
Loses and upset to Seed #5
So concerned on the large point spread
That you can't shoot at all from the inside
So many bracket teams
It takes me hours to write every single one
That are too many things to think about
Like the record of UConn
There are so many things to do
That send lots of shivers down my spine
Like when they don't seem to care at all
And shoot 0-9 from the free throw line
Cuz' I've had too many upsets against the #1 ranked team in the land
So I'll wait till they face a team they can destroy

On minute I'm on top
Texas won
I got a shot
Then all my points drop
Shooting 2-10 from the floor
One minute I'm on top
Then I'm not
He missed the shot
The excitement's just nonstop
I think I've won
But then my team's gone
But then my team's gone
But then my team's gone
But then my team's gone
But then my team's gone

I know that now your future seems to be really gray
And you tried to get past 'em
But you died anyway
Syracuse, you did good because you won it all
But what goes up has got to fall

One minute I'm on top
Texas won
I got a shot
Then all my points drop
Shooting 2-10 from the floor
One minute I'm on top
Then I'm not
He missed the shot
The excitement's just nonstop
I think I've won
But then my team's gone
But then my team's gone
But then my team's gone
But then my team's gone
But then my team's gone

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Ethan Mawyer - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
i know the feeling... 3 of my four final four teams lost this weekend... i'm sorry about the voting but i dont know the original
Rocky Mak - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Finally, a sport parody not done be me. I am not fully aware of NCAA basketball, but I go to TAB call my shot on winning teams, so I can understand that part.

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