I'm tired of writing a song about me
Have no ideas, but this isn't the case
Don't know why they're voting against me
It builds up more pressure, I'm so better than you

(Caught in an ocean storm, just caught in an ocean storm)
All the holes in the ship letting water in scares my crew
(Caught in an ocean storm, just caught in an ocean storm)

I've become so drunk, don't trust me to drive
If you want to live and not lose your life
I've contracted AIDs and I don't know why
Good thing I can't get it from screwing pies

Why the heck are you bothering me
Calling me nightly, I can't go back to sleep
And every night when I'm counting my sheep
You'll make lots of noise, you annoying creep

(Caught in an ocean storm, just caught in an ocean storm)
All the holes in the ship letting water in scares my crew
(Caught in an ocean storm, just caught in an ocean storm)
Yes, we all surely will drown, in my pants I have pee'd

I am such a hunk, women flock toward me
I'm so masculine, even guys seek me
Love to excercise, work on my physique
I will pump you up, I could lift you too

So what else do I need to parody
'Cause I know
There's too many versions of the same old song parodies

I am so hungry I could eat a horse
I get very bored of the same old song
Why you making noise, all I want to do
Is to count more sheep and stay clear from you

I own a large truck, it's an SUV
(I'm tired of writing a song about me)
This is really dumb, there are six moer there
(I'm tired of the same old parody)