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Song Parodies -> "Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

A trib. to the New Years.....(hiccup)...Happy Birfday....
I'm tired of drinking all the tequilas and gin,
Almost feel weightless,
Running to the toilet.
I don't know where the OJ or tonic is,
I've drunk more than my measure,
I'm loaded up on booze.

[Hangovers come and go, the hangovers come and go]
Every drop that I drink makes my breath start to stink to you.
[Hangovers come and go, the hangovers come and go]

I've
Become so drunk
My breath starts to stink,
I feel unwired,
I need some caffeine.
I can barely walk,
From the big sports bar,
So can you help me,
And please drive my car.

Can't you believe that I'm brain-dead, you see,
Holding to tightly,
Chugging on the bottle.
'Cause Jack Daniels that you thought would be sweet,
It tastes real bitter, what's a drunk to do.

[Hangovers come and go, the hangovers come and go]
Every step I endure,
As I fall to floor by you.
[Hangovers come and go, the hangovers come and go]
And everyone knows I'm wasted
And now I cannot taste it.

I've become so drunk
My breath starts to stink,
I feel unwired,
I need some caffeine.
I can barely walk,
From the big sports bar,
So can you help me,
And please drive my car.


Well, so what,
You might end up drinking, too.
Now I'm done,
So pass the daiquiri,
To celebrate the New Years, dude.

I've become so drunk
My breath starts to stink,
I feel unwired,
I need some caffeine.
I can barely walk,
From the big sports bar,
So can you help me,
And please drive my car.
I've become so drunk
My breath starts to stink,
I feel unwired,
I need some caffeine.
I can barely walk,
From the big sports bar,
So can you help me,
And please drive my car.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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AussieBullDog - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was off in a few places, but a good effort.

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