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Song Parodies -> "(Professor) Plum"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"(Professor) Plum"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

This parody is for all of those people out there who love, or loved, this board game, like I did and still do.
I'm in the lounge when I heard someone scream.
Feeling quite flustered. Was that Colonel Mustard?
In the Hall, I met up with the team.
But I was the last one to arrive at the scene.

(Thought it was all a joke, I thought it was all a joke.)
Everybody nearby has a really close eye on me.
(Thought it was all a joke, I thought it was all a joke.)

[Chorus]
I'm Professor Plum, and I've been accused
In the Billiard Room. A lead pipe was used.
On the carpet is where somebody bled.
This is what I feared: Mustard Man is dead.

What to do when they're accusing you?
Thinking I'm guilty, but I can't prove them wrong
But they attest that this old white-haired guest
Has murdered a man, and planned it all along.

(Thought it was all a joke, I thought it was all a joke.)
All the lights just went out, and another loud shout was heard.
(Thought it was all a joke, I thought it was all a joke.)
And then the lights turned back on, and Mrs. White was gone.

[Chorus]
I'm Professor Plum, and I've been accused
In the Dining Room. Candlestick was used.
All I know is this, I feel quite perplexed.
Two of six are dead. Who will be the next?

Now I'm scared
I may end up dying too.
But I'm scared
That a family will become disapproving of clue.

[Chorus]
I'm Professor Plum, and I've been accused
In the Library. The dagger was used.
I do not like blood, and I own no knife.
This is quite absurd. I took no one's life.

[Chorus]
I'm Professor Plum, and I've been accused
In the Study. The revolver was used.
I'm becoming sick. Can we take a vote?
And pick someone else to be the scapegoat.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   3
 1
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 5   5
 7
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User Comments

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AussieBullDog - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Bob. Clever idea for this song!
Bryan Pardue - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Another good use for the song Numb!
To A Lesser Extent - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good! THe rhyming and pacing were slightly off in a few places, but otherwise it was great!
Nate - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
One word: Amazing.
TheCoffinRobber - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
My favorite parody on the site. Two BIG thumbs up. Can I record a version of it? Please?

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