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Song Parodies -> "(I Still Suck My) Thumb"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"(I Still Suck My) Thumb"

Parody Written by:

Brittney :D

The Lyrics

It's not really that funny or great or anything but.. I only really like the part about the Playdough...
Please forgive me, I'm just a baby
I am still teething, and I own a soother
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Don't you realize I can't even tie my own shoes
(The alphabet's all I know, just give me my damn playdough)
Every step that I take, my parents celebrate with booze
(The alphabet's all I know, just give me my damn playdough)

[Chorus]
I still suck my thumb, my Mom does my hair
And I still eat my meals from my high chair
I just wet my pants, what am I to do?
Can't change my diapers, so it's up to you

Can't you see that I "slept like a baby"
Up every two hours, bawling my eyes out
If you'd just give me a bottle, maybe
And give me my Glo-Worm, so I can have some light
(The alphabet's all I know, just give me my damn playdough)
Now take it away, it's blinding me, it's too bright
(The alphabet's all I know, just give me my damn playdough)
Why can't you understand me? Now I will cry all night

[Chorus]
I still suck my thumb, my Mom does my hair
And I still eat my meals from my high chair
I just wet my pants, what am I to do?
Can't change my diapers, so it's up to you

And I know
That I am barely even two
But I'm sad
Cuz I've lived so very long without tasting Elmer's glue

[Chorus]
I still suck my thumb, my Mom does my hair
And I still eat my meals from my high chair
I just wet my pants, what am I to do?
Can't change my diapers, so it's up to you

I still suck my thumb, my Mom does my hair
And I still eat my meals from my high chair
I just wet my pants, what am I to do?
Can't change my diapers, so it's up to you

[In background, during chorus:]
I'm tired, Mom, can you read me a story?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Marianne E. B. Markham - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
hahaha I agree on the playdough bit. Overall this was pretty cute.
JP - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I love the original song and this parody was very cute. Great pacing, as well. All 5's.

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