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Song Parodies -> "One Step Closer (to the Fridge)"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Step Closer (to the Fridge)"

Parody Written by:

Chef Boi-Yar-(Aries) Chic

The Lyrics

So I was making dinner the other day...
I cannot cook this anymore
I've seasoned everything I set before
All these curds they make no sense
I find bliss in ground cloves, hence
The less I heat the less you'll stay
But you'll eat that out anyway

Just fine, eat more

Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!

I find these liquids aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to add some beer
All these sauces they make no sense
I find bliss in Prego, hence
Nothing tastes good, throw away
Over and over again

Just fine, heat more


Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to...

Bake!

Eat up when I'm cooking for you!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up when I'm cooking for you!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Eat up!
And I'm about to bake!

Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
Everything you ate with me
Takes me one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to bake!
I need a little room to heat
'cause I'm one step closer to the fridge
And I'm about to...

Bake!

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 47

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