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Song Parodies -> "Rum"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Rum"

Parody Written by:

Dan Scull

The Lyrics

Good Ol' Captain Morgan Tune... Very Catchy
I'm tired of drinking what you want me to drink
Feeling so weightless lost under the label
Don't know what you are doing to me
Put under the pressure of walking down your plank
(Caught in the Captain's pull just caught in the Captain's pull )
Every drink that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the Captain's pull just caught in the Captain's pull )

I've been drinkin Rum I can't see you there
I've become so drunk very unaware
I've been drinkin this all I want to do
Is to drink freely and be more like you

I can't see that you are smothering me
Drinking to quickly im gonna lose control
Cause everything that I thought you would be
Has fallen apart right in front of me
(Caught in the Captain's pull just caught in the Captain's pull )
Every drink that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the Captain's pull just caught in the Captain's pull )
And every drink I take is more than I can taste

I've been drinkin Rum I can't see you there
I've become so drunk very unaware
I've been drinkin this all I want to do
Is to drink freely and be more like you

Gonna blow
I may end up fainting too
But I know
There'll be more like me drinkin another bottle of you

I've been drinkin Rum I can't see you there
I've become so drunk very unaware
I've been drinkin this all I want to do
Is to drink freely and be more like you

I've been drinkin Rum I can't see you there
I've become so drunk very unaware
I've been drinkin this all I want to do
Is to drink freely and be more like you

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