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Song Parodies -> "Thumb"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Thumb"

Parody Written by:

CSGTA182

The Lyrics

Linus Van Pelt is pissed that the rest of the Peanuts gang talk crap about him sucking his thumb and carrying around his blanket with him. Well, he's had enough, and also has somethin to say about it.
Tired of people makin fun of me
Lucy can bite me, cuz she thinks it funny.
I carry my blanket wherever I go,
she thinks she's a shrink and, theres somethin that she should know

(Need to get off my back)
(Just need to get off my back)

She always gives bad advice
Charlie Brown thinks its not very nice

(Need to get off my back)
(Just need to get off my back)

I just suck my thumb
and my blanket's with me
Charlie Brown's sister, Sally
has a crush on me.
She's a twit and thats fine,
and Lucy thinks I've been
lying every year,
about the Great Pumpkin

Can't believe all the insults I get
take Snoopy for instance, he flies off in the distance
In his doghouse, which he thinks is a plane.
Woodstock thinks its cool,
noone can see he's insane.

(Just need to get off my back)
(Just need to get off my back)

Need to earn their respect
God only knows I try,

(Lucy, she is a quack)
(Lucy, she is a quack)

And noone dares to inspect
Is Peppermint Patty a girl or a guy

I just suck my thumb
and my blanket's with me
Charlie Brown's sister, Sally
has a crush on me.
Lucy takes away the football,
almost breaks Charlie's back
he has the the hots for 'Red Haired Girl'
though she has "No rack."

And I know, I'll carry this blanket wherever I go,
they'll still laugh. Because they suck and I'll tell them off with somethin that they should know.

I'll keep suckin my thumb
with my blanket too
Charlie Brown's sister, Sally
thinks I'm her sweet baboo.
Lucy has the hots for Schroder
He loves his piano more.
Pigpen smells like crap,
he doesn't care that his hygiene is poor.

I just suck my thumb,
and my blankets with me.
(Can't understand what adults are saying)
I just suck my thumb,
and my blankets with me.
(Wah, wah, waah, wah wah wah, wah wah wahhhhh).

Charlie: Oh good grief!
Lucy: Shut up, Charlie Brown! You blockhead!
Peppermint Patty: I love it when they fight. Go Chuck!
Marcie: I love YOU, sir.
Snoopy: What do you think?
Woodstock: *********************

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