Song Parodies -> Falling (Down The Stairs)

Original Song Title:

"Crawling"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

  
Parody Song Title:

"Falling (Down The Stairs)"

Parody Written by:

Joe Kaiser

Falling down the stairs,
These fractures are all real,
Sixteen feet I fall,
Six to eight weeks to heal

There's something on the steps that pulls me from the stairway,
I'm stumbling, I'm falling,
This lack of balancing I fear could be life ending,
I'm tripping
I'm falling
Right down twenty stairs
My fate is looking grim,
(Without a sense of balance,
I'm convinced that there's just too much bone stress to take)
Can't feel my legs anymore,
I hit the floor

Falling down the stairs,
These fractures are all real,
Sixteen feet I fall,
Six to eight weeks to heal

My doctor just came in and put a new cast on me,
Suffering, It's hurting,
Against my will I pick up a pair of crutches,
It's haunting,
So constraining,
To need outside support,
To merely stand up,
(Unless I'm wearing this cast,
I'm convinced that there's just too much bone stress to take)
Not leaving anymore,
Books on the floor

Falling down the stairs,
These fractures are all real,
Sixteen feet I fall,
Six to eight weeks to heal

Falling down the stairs,
These fractures are all real,
Sixteen feet I fall,
I'm hurting, Six to eight weeks to heal
(There's something on the stairs that started me slipping
I'm hurting) Six to eight weeks to heal
(And now my brother comes and has to give me sponge baths
Disgusting) Six to eight weeks to heal
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