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Song Parodies -> "Sprawling (The Secret Service Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Crawling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Sprawling (The Secret Service Song)"

Parody Written by:

Cypher Ams

The Lyrics

Ok, my third parody in three days. Enjoy!By the way, if youv'e read any of my other parodies, you know that they are all for songs by Linkin Park. Although they are my favorite band, I'm dissing them. In this parody it says that a Secret Service member takes one aimed at the president. This is valiant and all, but I doubt that anyone would take a bullet for Bush.
Sprawling on the floor!
This wound, it will not heal
A bullet's how I fell!
Wondering if it's real
No!

There's a bullet inside me that hurts beneath the surface
I find it
Confusing
That lack of self control just made him pull the trigger
It's haunting how I saved him
The president isn't dead
I took one to the head
Now Iv'e lost all conciousness
I'm convinced that it's just too damn painful to take
Iv'e never felt this pain before
It freaking hurts!

Sprawling on the floor!
This wound, it will not heal
A bullet's how I fell!
Wondering if it's real

Disomfortness in my bed has pulled itself upon me
And I'm not
Reacting
Against my will I stay inside this hospital wing
It's haunting how I saved him
The president isn't dead
I took one to the head
Now Iv'e lost all conciousness
I'm convinced that it's just too damn painful to take
Iv'e never felt this pain before
It freaking hurts!

Sprawling on the floor!
This wound, it will not heal
A bullet's how I fell
Wondering if it's real
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I Have No Name - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!!!

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