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Song Parodies -> "Up The Butt"

Original Song Title:

"Papercut"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Up The Butt"

Parody Written by:

Cypher Ams

The Lyrics

This one's a bit odd............and rude for some, so read on at your own risk.
Why does my butt hurt so bad today?
Something in there's not right today
Why is it so damn painfull today?
The constipation's all I got left
I don't know when it hit me first
Or how the pain was fed
But I know just what it feels like to have a dump stuck up your rear end
It's just a crap that I held inside
A crap that pains me when I close my eyes
A crap that pains me when I try (To force it out)
A crap that pains me every time I bawl
(It hurts to think about it)
Now I don't no if this dump will sink or swim
But the crap inside is killing me
Hurting up the butt

It's a major crap that's stuck up my rear
I'm now straining so bad that I'm forming a tear
It's hurting so bad that I'm crying within
It's like the dump inside is right beneath my skin

I know I've got a crap in me
Held it in so long, now it's hurting me
Youv'e got a dump inside your butt
Your constipation's probably worse
I don't know what set it off first, but I know what I can't stand
Everybody acts like the pain is the matter
But it's the fact I've held it in too long
But everybody thinks that it's just a crap that I held inside
A crap that pains me when I close my eyes
A crap that pains me when I try (To force it out)
A crap that pains me every time I bawl
(It hurts to think about it)
Now I'm not too sure if this dump will sink or swim
But Iv'e got a feeling it's gonna be painful
Right inside my butt

It's a major crap that's stuck up my rear
I'm now straining so bad that I'm forming a tear
It's hurting so bad that I'm crying within
It's like the dump inside is right beneath my skin

The crap comes out
I feel the pain leave me
The crap comes out
I feel the pain leave me

It's a major crap that's stuck up my rear
I'm now straining so bad that I'm forming a tear
It's hurting so bad that I'm crying within
It's now coming out so painfully
It's like the dump inside is now
Far down the drain!

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