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Song Parodies -> "Nun"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Nun"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

This is basically based on the thought of a nun being subject to the bastardly ways of sleezy men. I mean honestly if all the moral politics that protected people of the Catholic Church suddenly dissapeared, and Nuns were subject to the mindless antics of stupid men, then what would the Nuns say? So I dont know......Enjoy---Ghetto John
Theres so many things that my eyes cant see
I am restricted
and I am a virgin
Theres not that much you can get out of me
wont cave into pressure
I will not sleep with you

[please get off my toes, just please get off my toes]
Every command you break is another mistake by you

I, am just a Nun
I can't go in there
sex cannot be found
no action down there
I am preaching this
it is what I do
If you don't touch me
then I will bless you

Can't you see that you're bothering me
squeezing to tightly
IM GOING TO LOSE CONTROL!
Im not a whore and Im not sleezy
and I sure as hell will never sleep with you

[please get off my toes, just please get off my toes]
Every command you break is another mistake by you
[[please get off my toes, just please get off my toes]
Every command you break is another mistake by you

I, am just a Nun
I can't go in there
sex cannot be found
no action down there
I am preaching this
it is what I do
If you don't touch me
then I will bless you

But I know
I wont have sex with you
cuz I know
i am not sexy
im just another quick lay to you

I, am just a Nun
I can't go in there
sex cannot be found
no action down there
I am preaching this
it is what I do
If you don't touch me
then I will bless you
Rest In Peace---Chris May "Monaco Chris"

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