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Song Parodies -> "1 Step Closer (To The Bar)"

Original Song Title:

"1 Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"1 Step Closer (To The Bar)"

Parody Written by:

Cypher Ams

The Lyrics

I came up with this in about 5 minutes, so may not be too smooth.
I don't like my life anymore
All my drinking habits from before
Now this life, it makes no sense
I think that I'm ignorant
If I have another drink
Then down to Hell my life will sink
(Drunk Like before)

Every time I think of booze
Brings me one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink
I'm about to have a little beer
'Cause I'm one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink

I find my reasons aren't so clear
I wish my drinking habit disappears
All these beers, it makes no sense
How the Hell was I so ignorant
I found myself at the bar today
Over and over again

Every time I think of booze
Brings me one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink
I'm about to have a little beer
'Cause I'm one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink

I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
After another episode at the bar!
I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
And my life is gonna break!

Every time I think of booze
Brings me one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink
I'm about to have a little beer
'Cause I'm one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink

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