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Song Parodies -> "Birthday Boy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Birthday Boy"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

You'll get your cake soon enough, just SHUT UP!
I am a little bit of happiness a little bit of suprised
Handful of presents but I can't help the fact that I have better toys than other guys
I am a crazy little boy who wants all the toys he could ever get
But it's like no matter how old I am, I can't wait for the cake, it's just the best
So I let go, grab a fork, walk away from the presents
Face soon will be covered in icing, I'm wonder what mom ordered and bought

I can't wait to eat the cake
I hope it's not the cheap kind
It better be chocolate
Oh my god there's ice cream in this
Forget about the presents just,
Hand me a plate

I am a little bit picky a little confused
Cause you don't understand how much I know about chocolately birthday food
I can have a huge slice or even a little crumb of that scrumpscious cake
It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just have a slice, just take
So I let go eating as much as I ever could on a b-day
Face away and pretend that I'm full
But you know that I am not even close to full


Give me a fork now
You're gonna give me cake, cold or hot
Right now
I'm hungry now
You're gonna listen to me, give me cake
Right now
I can't feel the way I did earlier
Don't give me anymore
I am now full

Chorus X 2

I can't eat anymore
Time won't stop Don't give me more food I am way too full

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Jonathan S. - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry you didn't have any comments before mine. I, for one, think you did a nice job!

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