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Song Parodies -> "Brawling"

Original Song Title:

"Crawling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Brawling"

Parody Written by:

Mr Greig

The Lyrics

Yep, its another Crawling parody, well I've done three that haven't been done before don't complain now. Again the parody's in english not 'american', but I'm english anyway so thats unnavoidable, Enjoy!!!
Brawling in the pub
These pints they will not last
Drunk is how I fall
And I have passed out fast

There's something next to me that crawled across my face
Its creeping/a pigeon
This lack of self-defense I fear is never ending
When bladdered/I can't seem

To keep away from fights
The floor is coming close
(without an imposing presence, I'm convinced that its too damn hard to win a fight)
I felt this way before
I've hit the floor

Brawling in the pub
These pints they will not last
Drunk is how I fall
And I have passed out fast

Some fat bloke, endlessly has pulled myself upon him
He's pissed off; smokers cough
Against my will he smashes a chair over me
Its painful, got a face full...

Of knuckle sandwiches
The floor is coming close
(without an imposing presence, I'm convinced that its too damn hard to win a fight)
I felt this way before
I've hit the floor

Brawling in the pub
These pints they will not last
Drunk is how I fall
And I have passed out fast

Brawling in the pub
These pints they will not last
Drunk is how I fall
And I have passed out fast

There's something next to me that crawled across my face
Its creeping/a pigeon
This lack of self defense I fear is never ending
I'm bladdered/ And I have passed out fast

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me - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
It was good I liked it

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