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Song Parodies -> "SBC"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"SBC"

Parody Written by:

Spon10aety

The Lyrics

I cannot take this anymore
Your service is worse than before
All your rate hikes, they make no sense
and we still get crappy service
Now we really start to see,
It's your constant inefficiency

Just like before....


Every time I see my high assed bill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch
I get violently ill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch

When I ordered my DSL
You guys put me through sheer hell
Months and Months I had to wait
Just to get an Install date
Now we really start to see,
It's your constant inefficiency


Just like before....


Every time I see my high assed bill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch
I get violently ill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch

Every time I see my high assed bill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch
I get violently ill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch

Damnit they hiked the rates again

Damnit
Damnit
Damnit
Damnit they hiked the rates again

Damnit
Damnit
Damnit
Damnit they hiked the rates again

Every time I see my high assed bill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch
I get violently ill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch

Every time I see my high assed bill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch
I get violently ill
It's SBC screwing us again, and I'm gonna switch

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