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Song Parodies -> "The Ultimate (School Nurse)"

Original Song Title:

"The Ultimate"

Original Performer:

Lindsay Lohan

Parody Song Title:

"The Ultimate (School Nurse)"

Parody Written by:

InLoveWithBritishBoys

The Lyrics

So many references to body parts, I just couldn't let it go when I say Freaky Friday.....this is a tribute to the school nurses of America. ROCK ON...
You're the type of nurse that's always there when I'm broken
Like this summer when
You took my broken leg and tried to bend it again

I've been spending money on doctor guys
But now that's over
And I'll tell you why
They're poo
I have someone else
And that nurse is you

She's it
Takes the knee I've hit
Uses a Band-Aid™
And then I trip
I cry
Then she comes and tries
To make me walk like I've done in my life
Cuz she's the one who takes me under the knife
She's all I need, it's true
She's it
She's there when I turn blue

You're the kind of nurse who's Advil™ and mine sends healing up and down my spine
You took my head and put it back together again
You're the only nurse that's on my mind
Until the wrong turn
You were right in front of me why didn't I see?

You're hit
And my car is split
It'll never be fixed
I'm sure of it
I cry
Then she comes and tries
To comfort me like she's done all my life
Cuz the impact didn't hurt her, no
Scotch is all she needs, it's true
She's it
She's there when I gag and puke

(banjo playing)

She's it
Takes the knee I've hit
Uses a Band-Aid™
And then I trip
I cry
Then she comes and tries
To make me walk like I've done in my life
Cuz she's the one who takes me under the knife
She's all I need, it's true
She's it
She's there when I turn blue

She's it
She's there when I turn blue
How's this for my second parody of all time?

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- June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely hilarious!

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