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Song Parodies -> "Nake Buff"

Original Song Title:

"Break Stuff"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Nake Buff"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

It's a dinner buffet
But ya don't wanna dress up
Everybody sweats, everybody's wet

You don't fancy a smock
But you wanna run amok
Flippin' Mr. Woodcock

No Dad-n-Lad slacks
And if you bare your back
You're tossed outta Outback
Your breasts fret the filet buffet from Down Under
Your buff muffy, no way!

We roll about the bakey nakey bread shop
My winky's gonna sit in the French dip
And I'll be leavin' on a drip trip
We poke around the smokey tokey head shop
My dinky's playin' pong, hittin' that bong

It's just something I crave
Peein' at the Drug Sav
First one to cry "shame"
Leaves bearin' my name

Jump back, it's a streak attack
You better watch that crack
Comin' at ya with a nut sack

And if you're pin rolled
You just enrolled
In a queue to see Ah-nold
Your breasts get you in free to see "Terminator"
Your buff muffy, okay!

We scoot about the wakey nakey bed shop
My twinky's gonna fit in this ripped zip
And I'll be flittin' like a nitwit
We nude around the jiffy stiffy dead shop
My dinky's on display, sharin' that gay bunk
With Cousin Emmett

I feel a draft
What I'm after is evokin' laughter
Cuz stripped down I'm humorous
We've all wanted to
At bar mitzvahs or zoos
Et tu, muffy buffy, you wanna nake out

So now you see
I pack a wee-wee
I'll mow your grass nude
And if I feel especially rude
I just might flash your mom for food

I pack a ding-dong
It may not be long
Before you see it flappin' away
It just might wave "hello" today

I pack a willy
It's kinda silly
And if he sees it comin' his way
It just might make your brother Bruce un-gay

Give me somewhere to nake
Give me somewhere to nake
Just give me room to shake
How 'bout your uncle's wake?

So now you see I pack a wee-wee (what?)
A wee-wee (what?)
An itty-bitty wee-wee (what?)
You wanna pet it?

We slink about the kinky pinky wed shop
My minky's gonna wail in this lace veil
And I'll be sailin' like a fantail
We sneak around the goody footy ped shop
My dinky wants to hop, hittin' that high-top
With Chucky Taylor

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Rob Arndt - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice topic-555!!! Reminds me of the days of walking into a threesome or an orgy! And I remember streaking too which was popular in the '70s!
Porfle Popnecker - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, yeah I remember the days of "Don't look, Ethel!" and David Niven getting streaked at the Oscars. Didn't walk into any orgies, though!
Rob Arndt - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, I once lived with 5 guys who were perverts so it was inevitible to run into those situations on a regular basis! I did not participate and never brought any of my G/Fs back to our 2/2 apt b/c of that. They were dogs that ****** dogs! Not for me. And...David Niven, if you remember, got that streaker back using his wit :)
Rob Arndt - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
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Derry - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
555! The parody in and of itself was funny, but what struck me as even more funny was how the parody was so much cleaner than the OS - usually it's the other way around.
Porfle Popnecker - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob--I remember that night well. I always suspected it was planned because there was advance word that a streaker might appear. And Mr. Niven was rather quick with that quip! Derry--thanks! I try to keep it clean even when I'm being dirty.
Matthias - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
This put terrible pictures in my mind of Fred Durst streaking... Ugh! Still I love this original song and you did some pretty original stuff with it so I can't complain!
Porfle Popnecker - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank goodness I didn't have that image in my mind when I was writing it!
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I love how you made many of the stanzas into a singular concept (Schwarzenegger, Australia) and somehow tied them into streaking! The stiffy/jiffy/muffy/buffy word usage was appropriately silly. I only have qualms about the rhyme scheme you used that deviated from the OS. On the whole, pretty good.
Rex - September 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Just don't get caught doing the willy wonka. This one does NOT need a video.
bobpiecheese - September 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wasn't expecting this many clever euphemisms for running around naked all willy-nilly (so to speak). 555!
Porfle Popnecker - September 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! Video coming soon, after I'm done editing the fifty hours of raw footage of me running around naked.
Below Average Dave - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Matthias--you and me both. . .(on the Fred Durst comment, I am actually sick of the original song)
Blaydeman - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Nake Buff is a weird sounding title to me, it throws me off a bit, but the song is really funny.
Porfle Popnecker - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments. I couldn't think of anything else to call it!

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