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Song Parodies -> "Duelin'"

Original Song Title:

"Rollin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Duelin'"

Parody Written by:

Weasley

The Lyrics

DRACO: Put your wand up...
Put your, put your wand up...
LOCKHART: Ladies and Gentlemen!
DRACO: Put your, put your wand up...
LOCKHART: Gryffindor versus Slytherin!
DRACO: Put your, put your wand up...
LOCKHART: Potter versus Malfoy!
DRACO: Put your wand up
Put your wand up!

DRACO: Wands up, now wands out
Heads up, now heads down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what ya gonna do now?
Breathe in, now breathe out
Curse up, now jinx down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what ya gonna do now?
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (what?)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (c'mon)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (yeah)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin'

Now I know y'all be lovin' this pride right here
D-R-A-C-O Malfoy is right here
People in my house, put your hands in the air
And if you don't care, then I don't care (yeah)
Ex-Pel-I-armus, one two three!
Tantellegra? Do you know you're battling ME?
So what, your trying to hex up?
Getting my legs up?
I'm just gettin' set up
Ready for you to mess up!
(Shut the f**k up)

(put your, put your wand up...
put your, put your wand up...
put your wand up,
put your wand up!)

DRACO: Wands up, now wands out
Heads up, now heads down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what you gonna do now?
Breathe in, now breathe out
Curse up, now jinx down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what you gonna do now?
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (what?)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (c'mon)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (yeah)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin'

DRACO: You wanna mess with the Malfoy?
HARRY: Yeah
DRACO: You can't mess with the Malfoy!
HARRY: Why?
DRACO: Because I get it on
HARRY: When?
DRACO: Every day and every night
HARRY: Oh.
DRACO: And this domination thing right here?
HARRY: Uh huh.
DRACO: I'm doing it all the time
HARRY: Huh.
DRACO:So you better get some better friends
And, uh, get some better lines.
HARRY: Hey!
DRACO: I got this battle crashed, so don't try to flash
Twenty-four seven, never befriending wizard trash
I'm an canon char gettin' all the f**kin'
That rocks you and your heritage of nothin'

(put your, put your wand up...
put your, put your wand up...
put your wand up,
put your wand up!)

DRACO: Wands up, now wands out
Heads up, now heads down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what you gonna do now?
Breathe in, now breathe out
Curse up, now jinx down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what you gonna do now?
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (what?)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (c'mon)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (yeah)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin'

DRACO: Hey Ladies! ( Where ya at?)
Hey Fellas! (Where you at?)
And the people that are the purebloods! (Where ya at?)
All the lovers, (where ya at?)
All the tragics, (where ya at?)
And all the people that call themselves magic, (where ya at?)
Crabbe, Goyle, (where ya at?)
And Pansy, (where ya at?)
And the people wishin' they could have me, (where ya at?)
Hey ficcers, (where ya at?)
Weird shippers, (where ya at?)
And everybody all around the world...

DRACO: Wands up, now wands out
Heads up, now heads down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what you gonna do now?
Breathe in, now breathe out
Curse up, now jinx down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what you gonna do now?
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (yeah)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (what?)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (c'mon)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin'
Wands up, now wands out
Heads up, now heads down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what you gonna do now?
Breathe in, now breathe out
Curse up, now jinx down
Back up, back up
Tell me, what you gonna do now?
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (what?)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (c'mon)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin' (yeah)
Keep duelin' duelin' duelin' duelin'

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Stradivarius - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow! It's kind of funny to think of Draco Malfoy rapping, lol.
Laxarami - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
You forgot to add a Malfoy-ized version of "Where the f*** you at?", but a great parody.
Merope - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Draco is HOT HOT HOT, especially when he raps.
Ratson - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm a bit surprized Lucius would teach Draco swear words.

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