Tell em' how to catch them. Its pokemon
Don't tell me how to catch those pokemon
I've got my own way, your way is just wrong
'Pokemon master' thats whats on my profile
Champion is my frame in the tournaments
To attack is their mental disorder, where the enemy is highly hated
Totadile=Weaker cyndaquil, he sprays water in doses, as he approaches
Never ending quest to catch them all
While other people shop at the pokemon mall
But now, they're just dumb plastic toys
Who shop keepers sell, to the little girls and boys!

It's pokemon, sell it to the little kids.
Oh yeah the'yre buying it, just tell them they can speak again!

I'm a master, a hard one to beat
You better come with a Celebie or your mince meat
Beat challengers, over and over
I'm the champion of mother ******* dover
Main attraction, gotta be my pikachu
Come again friend, gonna kick yo ass again
But now, little tikes have made into plastic
And get children to buy me i'm fantastic

It's pokemon, sell it to the little kids
Oh yeah they're buying it, just tell them we can speak again

Oh squirtle, change to wartortile
You can't beat me but i can beat you!