-> "Wookie"
Original Song Title:
"Nookie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wookie"
Parody Written by:
Mathos Kotso
The Lyrics
I left from Dantooine as a Jedi
dressed in flashy robes
lightsaber by my side at all times
force choking not advised
it's against my very core
mind control is not a jedi trick I can use
Train, my master yoda said
"Clear your busy mind and instead,
of thinking with your head
use the force, be successful you will be"
So I'll just keep training, hold my ground and stay strong
Hey, with my droid, hey
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Should I follow the light?
Should I give in to dark?
I cannot choose when there's so much wrong with the universe
It's so much easier just to let it go
so i tried to choose a path
Stuck it with the dark, not!
And so I went to the planet kashyyyk
since there was nothing at stake
it was the plan I chose to make
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny
I did all for the wookie, *ROAR*
The wookie, *ROAR*
And if you aren't liking Chewie you
stick it up your..*roar*!
Stick it up your..*roar*
Stick it up your *roar*
stick it up your
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Why do it all for them?
Why, did I come down here, huh?
they're big and they shout, and they're scary
they'll rip off both your arms
I showed them respect, they didn't do it.
That's all a myth they tell to scare the youth
don't be scared of them, but if you get them pissed
your arms gone in a second
and so it's smarter, to shut your talker
And pray you're not a walker.
in their land, hey
II did all for the wookie, *ROAR*
The wookie, *ROAR*
And if you aren't liking Chewie you
stick it up your..*roar*!
Stick it up your..*roar*
Stick it up your *roar*
stick it up your
x2
I'm only human
It's so easy for a wookie to break all of my bones
But if you, just give respect
You'll make it out with your arms
You need the language, you do, and
you can be their friend
make a friend
you can be their friend
The force will be with you
You can be as one
It runs through all of us
You just need a guide
x3
I did all for the wookie, *ROAR*
The wookie, *ROAR*
And if you aren't liking Chewie you
stick it up your..*roar*!
Stick it up your..*roar*
Stick it up your *roar*
stick it up your
x2
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