Song Parodies -> Save Me Before I Starve
| Original Song Title: | "Drown" |
| Original Performer: | Limp Bizkit |
| Parody Song Title: | "Save Me Before I Starve" |
| Parody Written by: | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
If no one recognizes this song, it's the final song off Limp Bizkit's new album, Results May Vary. The original song itself is very mournful.
We're getting closer to Burger King
I can hardly wait
To stuff some burgers in my face
I know I'm only gaining weight
Maybe I should buy a crepe
And some hash browns too
But so far, all I eat is
French fries with lots of ketchuppy goo
CHORUS
Save me
Save me before I starve
I'm getting closer to four hundred
Boy I weigh a lot
Maybe I should give up candy
Cause my teeth are filled with rot
Just remember how I looked
With chins down to my knees
I think I really should stop
Going to all those bakeries
CHORUS
Maybe grease ain't good for me
But it's all I eat
Forgive me
Sometimes I eat like a pig
That's why I'm so big
Forgive me
I can hardly wait
To stuff some burgers in my face
I know I'm only gaining weight
Maybe I should buy a crepe
And some hash browns too
But so far, all I eat is
French fries with lots of ketchuppy goo
CHORUS
Save me
Save me before I starve
I'm getting closer to four hundred
Boy I weigh a lot
Maybe I should give up candy
Cause my teeth are filled with rot
Just remember how I looked
With chins down to my knees
I think I really should stop
Going to all those bakeries
CHORUS
Maybe grease ain't good for me
But it's all I eat
Forgive me
Sometimes I eat like a pig
That's why I'm so big
Forgive me
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That was terrific! Fantastic. I coudn't stop laughing for 10-15 min. My colleagues thought that I was crying. Great! I really enjoyed it!
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