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Song Parodies -> "Rowling"

Original Song Title:

"Rollin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Rowling"

Parody Written by:

RSWSU

The Lyrics

A song about J.K. Rowling
Alright Potter
J.K. Rowling baby
You know her name

It is Order of the Phoenix
J.K. Rowling baby

Fly in now fly out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now
Breathe in now breathe out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now

Chorus
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(what)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(come on)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(yeah)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling

Now I know y'all be lovin her books right here
Order of the Phoenix is right here
Wizards in the house put them wands in the air
and stun the muggles who like to stare
1,2,3 how many damn books
J.K. Rowlings will write so he can pay her bills?
So what the F***'s that spell?
Punk, shut the F*** up
I raise my wand up
and then f*** others up

Raise your wands up
Raise your wands up
Raise your wands up
Raise your wands up

Fly in now fly out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now
Breathe in now breathe out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now

Repeat Chorus

Wanna mess with Harry Potter? (yeah)
You can't mess with Harry Potter (why)
because he has the lightning scar on his forehead (oh)
was given by Voldermort (uh, huh)
people following him all the time (what)
He is on the quidditch team
they practice everytime (snitch)
His gang is all set
Are you ready yet?
Hermione Granger knows many spells in the text
And Ron Weasley spitting out slugs and s***
that red head wouldn't you want him in bed?

Fly in now fly out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now
Breathe in now breathe out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now

Repeat Chorus

Hey students, professors and the people that don't give a fuck
all the Gryffindors, all the Slytherins and all the people who are
quidditch players
Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws and the people breaking the witchcraft laws,
hey mud bloods and full bloods and everybody in the Hogwarts world.

Fly in now fly out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now
Breathe in now breathe out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now

It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(what)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(come on)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(yeah)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling

Fly in now fly out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now
Breathe in now breathe out
Wands up now wands down
Back up, back up
Tell what is her last name now

It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(what)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(come on)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling(yeah)
It's Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling

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