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Song Parodies -> "Pozin'"

Original Song Title:

"Rollin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Pozin'"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

word up yo, fa shizzle my nizzle.....what up to the pozers! Peace --- Ghetto John
Alright Avril
Keep on pozin' baby
You know what time it is

Throw your skates up
Attention all Punkers
Gratefully Ghetto
Keep on pozin baby

Vert In, now vert out
Your heads, Hit the ground
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Vert In, now vert out
Your heads, Hit the ground
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
What?
Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
Come on!
Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
Yeah

Now I know y'all be lovin' this girl right here
Ay ,vee, are, ill
Lavigne is right here
posers on this site put you hands in the air
Cuz we just don't care, about your hair
123 po-zers make me sick
piercings on your lips for this Ghetto John mix
So where the frick you at?
Punks, shut the frick up
And back the frick up
cuz Dr. Evils smacked up

Throw your skates up

Vert In, now vert out
Your heads, Hit the ground
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Vert In, now vert out
Your heads, Hit the ground
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
What?
Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
Come on!
Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
Yeah

You wanna mess with my Bizzle? (Yeah)
You cant mess thats for shizzle(why?)
Because we get it on (when?)
Every day and every night (oh)
See these platinum skates right here? (uh huh)
Well we're rockin' em all the time (what?)
So you'd better get some better skates
And uh, get some better time(d'oh!)
We got the drum set
So don't act dumb yet
24/7 never begging for a drug check
Old school skaters just passing by like mullets
that swap spit
And skate in the mosh pit

Throw your hands up

Vert In, now vert out
Your heads, Hit the ground
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Vert In, now vert out
Your heads, Hit the ground
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
What?
Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
Come on!
Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
Yeah

Hey pozerz
Hey skaterz
And the people who call themselves punks
All the mothers
who are makers
of all the pozers that call themselves skaterz
Hey skaters
Grind Chassies
And the skaters grindin on the caddies
Hey skaters
Hey pozers
And every pozer all around the world

Vert In, now vert out
Your heads, Hit the ground
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Vert In, now vert out
Your heads, Hit the ground
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
What?
Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
Come on!
Keep pozin' pozin' pozin' pozin'
Yeah
RIP Monaco Chris 1984- 2003

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