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Song Parodies -> "Dentyne"

Original Song Title:

"Prom Queen"

Original Performer:

Lil Wayne

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

About bad breath

That girl has real bad Dental care
I smelled her breath from over here
Said her breath is really stinkin
And honestly I cannot stand it
She needs a tic-tac, make that 5
Her stench is stinging my eyes
She has an overbite
In her mouth somethin must’ve died
but I’ll throw some breath mints
maybe that’ll do the trick
If not, I got to her bed
Brush her teeth while she sleepin
Then it will go away
At least I can pray
Somebody call a doctor
Cause something’s gotta be wrong

She has a real nasty mouth
And her breath smells like a silent fart
Somebody needs to do something now
Cause breathing is become really hard
Give her some Dentyne, the Dentyne!
Just buy it, and leave it outside of her door
Get it to her now
So we don’t have to smell her mouth

[VERSE 2:]
She don’t notice her Dental care
Is getting worse by every year
She gotta keep them things contained
Before everybody suffocates
She said she hated her childhood
Cause nobody would hang around the stinkwood
She found herself alone
Except when people mistaked her mouth for a commode
Her scent will burn your eyes
Whenever she arrives
The odor she supplies
Put it on ya like Plies
Wish it would go away
So I could breathe again
But you cannot stop her
Her stench is to powerful

[Chorus 2x]
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