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Song Parodies -> "Spiderman"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lil Wayne

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

It’s The Spiderman Baby
Sssh, the Spiderman Comin
I’m back!
Batman, you gon have to go find another job shawty
[I’m back] I’m takin over [Whatcha gon do now?]

I’m the Spiderman, Spider-ta-Spiderman
I got the web’s comin out my wrist
Aimin them straight at your bitch, man
You can step to me, but i’ma web you down
You can step to me, but i’ma web you down

[Verse 1:]
Ain’t nobody fuckin with Peter man, Spiderman, ya runnin scared
Sprayin my white webs at ya girlfriend
And I ain’t even worried bout Superman, I’d beat that
I don’t Crank Dat Spiderman anymore, I Crank Dat Ass Whip
Look at Mary Jane, man, I tapped that
And yes I’m talkin bout the marijuana
Not that dumb bitch
Harry wants to step to me, he’d get his ass kicked
Get fucked upside down, just like Mary Jane did
She tried holla at me at the funeral, man
But I just shut her down, why? Because I’m passed that
I put her ass down, didn’t use a condom
Just sprayed my dick with web, and then I tapped that
How you like that Mary Jane? She remember the name
Its Peter baby, just like Doc Oct, I’m bringing the pain
How is my post game? Not that good yo
Cause I’m the Spiderman, I just swing out cha window


[Verse 2:]
Fresh on campus, it’s ya man Peter Parker
Grades dropping fast, cause I’m busy rescuing whores
Purse taken away from you?
Then I’ll go get it back, and then I’ll rape you (Spidey)
Aunt May told me this yo, “You’re not Superman you know”
No I’m not, I’d kill and T-Bag that asshole
You people need to understand that I fuckin rile
Cause I murder every fucker that tries to talk shit, don’t mess
Yo, even Macho Man Randy Savage got his ass kicked (Bonesaw Is Ready!)
With great power comes great responsibility
Well with a great dick like this, comes a lot of fuckin babies
It’s New York City, where crimes occur a lot
Everything is really crazy, but leave it up to Spidey baby
The pigs in this city, are really lazy, true
I always have to help, cuz they can’t do it themselves, cuz


[Verse 3:]
I was emo in the third movie, yeah I know, it’s silly
But the main criminal I had to face was Topher Grace…. Really?
Who? Spidey baby, they call me amazing
It’s like I’m the Human Torch, except I’m less flaming (Eww… Flame On)
(*moan*) That’s the way that she moans
When I throw my cum at her, and stop to strike a pose
Shouting Go Web Go, upside-down rock symbol
Yo it’s the Human Spider, but you already know
Come on mama, let the Parker make ya
Lick the Lollipop? No, Lick the Jawbreaker
They want me to take my mask off, but it ain’t gonna happen
Cause if I did, all the citizens would start faintin
I’m the Amazing, Spiderman now get it right
4’s comin, but for now, Batman can have his time (Why So Serious?)
Hangin in your kitchen, above yo head is I
Spidey, allergic to newspaper, ahh!


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UpSide-DownVO - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . I loved it when SpiderMan kissed Kursten hanging "upside-down" . . . . he sooo was HOT ! !
michael - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
that sucked

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